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From: Director J. Burkhart Sent: Wednesday, October 25, 2006 1:09 PM To: Barone, Don Subject: Re: Bigfoot Exterminators... Sasquatch Musk Importance: High Gentlemen, DB, Denver, Spinner?
I believe that I have successfully created an absolute scientific breakthrough by producing a product that actually does attract the creature known as BIGFOOT. I call it.... Sasquatch Musk!
"It's a secret blend of menstrual
blood and other ingredients that will make Bigfoot come running to
you."
And man does it work!
Not only does it attract Bigfoot as demonstrated by
my photographic evidence of the creature cautiously approaching the very same
tree branch of which I had applied my "specially formulated fragrance" but also
deer, skunks, raccoons, possums, squirrels, killer bees, spiders I can't even
name, along with the usual assortment of deep woods pests.
Yeah, when you use this stuff you BETTER be
prepared for anything.
Best of all though is that it attracts BIGFOOT!
So now that I can attract the
creature, any chance Bigfoot Exterminators can come here and grab the thing up
for me. As you can see in the photo's I took, I can get it to go
to any location you would like. Just sit
back, grab a few donuts, and let the wind
carried scent bring the beast to you..
Gotta go now. I
feel a breeze outside.... .
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